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"...we must be kind to our own,... to our comrades... and unite with them." Chairman Mao Zedong, Speech at the reception given by the Central Committee of the Party for model study delegates from the Rear Army Detachments (September 18, 1944).

Football Rich:5/4 Another Chinese saying: "Man with fingers in many pots a happy man" 12/4: Ah crieff. i remember crieff, a charming place with lots of beer and some very small windows. yes, charming. 19/4: Have actually been considering the vegetable game... anyway mate, youre fatter than me these days! but still my girth is surely more appreciable. 21/4 I would have said that i thought you were insane but as it now appears that youve got the job i guess she is. 23/4: and so congratulations old chap, sounds like you may have hit the jackpot. However, very upset to hear that saint george was palestinian not english. i didnt know they had dragons in palestine. ah well, another dream shattered. 5/5: Sorry about dear old bobby, but i guess he had a good innings on the way. it sounds like youve actually done some work for once, blimey, and also crieff sounds like a marvellous idea but im not sure sure what i'll be up to in september yet or how my money will hold so i cant put my name down for anything. 7/5 Am going there now. will report back...

Evil Uncle: 6/4 I had forgotten that you had said that. 7/4: And another "Man who shoots in wrong goal gets substituted." 14/4: peasant shooting seasons a necessary part of modern chinese life. helps keep the population under control. its really rather like abortion except that the newly shot corpses can be used as fertiliser. 21/4 Absolutely. If you make it up on the spot its far fresher anyway. A bit like turd. 29/7 holiday done now, not a bad little trip. Unlike the last journey of a certain Ayrton Senna with his famous last words "I spy with my little eye something beginning with w..." 1/5 Whats a fat bird and a moped got in common? Fun to ride until your mates find out. And that buddah sure was a fat bugger. 7/5 I have a cunning plan. Spend your bonus on your penis and see if that works. And what, i ask you would mao have said about Homer Simpson? he would probably have asserted that "We should rid our ranks of all impotent thinking." ("The Present Situation and Our Tasks" Dec 25, 1947) and that we should be prepared because if we are prepared "we shall be able to deal properly with all kinds of complicated situations." ("The situation and Our Policy After the Victory in the War of Resistance against Japan" August 13, 1945) but then he said quite a lot of things. Glad Andy got his wedge, sorry it took so long.

Mum:12/4 If we english eat to live then i guess we must be very keen on living given the amount we eat. Makes us starvation proof. 13/4 Those silly peasants. what were they thinking? next thing you know everyone in china will want a bicycle. A dam blog soon 29/4 I can think of a few other acronyms to describe what they have, but most of them arent charitable or medically sound.

Laura: 22/4 Sorry to hear about rod, i remember meeting him at one of the crookham parties. And i have to admit im suspicious about the renovations, it must have taken a hell a lot of work to elevate that place from hovel to house. will have to pop down for a look

Vinny boy 5/5 Heh heh. took me a while to get it though. at first i couldnt work it out as i said to myself "Hangon, thats what i always say when i get a hot dog (got to get your moneys worth) and then it clicked. quite clever really. Trust alls well matey.