Posted 4:46 PM by Gobbler
Hello there everyone, all ye millions, ye minions. Here's another really boring and pointless entry. It's half twelve now almost and i'm awfully tired and want to go to bed. However, I need to sort out this crazy technology before i go away as i wont have my technical advisors to help. Can any old mug read this stuff and comment about this site and probably take the liberty of being horrid to me? Well Rach, I rely on you for answers. And how do my nearest and dearest know when i decide to grace them with a communication? And whats the differece between 'posting' and 'posting and publishing'? Just whats the whole damn thing about? And do i get arrested or censored or blacklisted if i use naughty and abrasive words such as poosticks or bumhole? Why is Earl Grey, King of teas, less popular than it's clearly inferior English Breakfast rival? Can others post things on this site? where is my tea, for i distinctly asked for tea. No i dont want that nonsense, take it away before i retch you despicable child, cant you see i'm busy? Do i look thirsty? Don't answer back you unkempt brat. Oh, well why didnt you say it was Earl Grey, you silly thing?
Yes, thats the sort of drivel you can all look forward to for the next, ooh, 14 months or so. Should be leaving 8th June, but then it's not booked yet so i may never leave, haha.